We found a tiny kitten in our garage two weeks ago, 17 days to be exact. When I found him he looked like he had just been born earlier that day and still had his umbilical cord attached. When we first weighed him he weighed about 4 ounces. This morning's weigh in he came in at a whopping 12 ounces.

He has gone to eating 30ml each day in three hour increments to eating 90ml each day in 8 hour increments. We are no longer waking up in the middle of the night to give the kitten his bottle.

This video is almost a week old now but was the first day of his eyes opening.

I’ve been hiding out for the past couple months working on some secret projects. One of them isn’t quite ready for the world to see but will be going live within the next couple weeks. That’s the big one, I’ll wait a little while to announce that.

The Church of Poo is back! I am slowly adding a whole pile of music to the site. Currently it’s online with a couple Evil Engine albums and the NEW Big Brother album. “Sunday is my birthday…” has been 10 years in the making and although I’m slightly biased I think it’s a pretty amazing album. I was a fan of Big Brother long before I forced my way into the band although I only appear on about a third of the songs. There are some amazing songs on the album and the production quality is pretty slick compared to the Blank Years. Over the next little while I’ll be adding some Nasrad & Flex, Los Bastardos, Canada and plenty of unreleased music too.

Another secret little project has been a new band with Marc Brenzil, Vince Rankin and Ian Martin. We’ve been getting together every couple weeks to write and jam things out. If you were a fan of the Evil Engine you’ll probably dig this stuff, it’s a little silly but at the same time probably a little more mature.

Once the big launch happens in a couple weeks I’m going to take some time working on my stand up again. I was planning on hitting the stage this past spring but a lot of things have been put on hold this past little while.

I spent last night sitting on my couch trying to create a fun little twitter bot but I'm not completely done yet. The basic idea is someone tweets "summon #monsterattack @twitteruser" and the bot selects it's target. Right now it just selects it's first target so your tweet has to be at the top of the list to be selected.

The code is a modified version of what the Hak5 Guys were working on a couple weeks ago. I've taken that same basic code and tweaked it a little bit and instead of something happening on a screen it's parsing the string and sending a message from @monsterattack to the victim.

The next step is to set up a cron job on my server to access the page every minute or two but I'm running into a couple issues. I'll be sure to update whenever it is completely up and running.

It has been difficult to find straightforward information about the Net Neutrality issue in Canada, this video has been the best that I've seen so far. Judging by the way the Telcos run their mobile networks I'm sure they would love to nail down the rest of the net just to fatten their wallets.

After you watch the video take a moment and send a quick message to the CRTC, it will only take a minute of your time. Here is the link: http://www.unionvoice.org/campaign/crtc_submission